| sippin' on a coconut in ho chi minh. |
It was a tiny shop with barely enough room for the table with two sewing machines on it. There was a huge stack of probably 25 Vietnamese fashion magazines and the women that worked there knew maybe three English words, “dress,” “shirt,” and “skirt.” Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anything I wanted enough to get made for me in the fashion magazines. My roommate had her measurements taken, handed the women a picture of what she wanted, and the fabric to make it with and hoped for the best. She was told to come back in 5 days. We left and started walking towards some Buddhist temples we had noticed on our way there but got sidetracked by these shops that sold knock-offs of designer brand clothing like Prada, Marc Jacobs and Miu Miu.
The clothes were gorgeous and extremely well made. Yet, nothing in the entire shop exceeded 100 bucks. I kept doing the conversion from Vietnamese dong to dollars making sure I was getting it right. I tried on about half the store but quickly found the catch: that everything was made for munchkins.
I found a beautiful pink strapless dress covered in petal-like ruffles. It looked fairly small but I needed to at least try to see what it would look like on. I squeezed it over my chest only to find that it would not budge over my hips. I was disappointed and started to tug my way out of it but realized after about three minutes of struggling that it wasn’t going anywhere. I was tired from the fight and decided to take a breather. I sat down in the dressing room with my arms over my head and the dress about a quarter of the way off. Not 10 seconds after I sat down, one of the women that worked in the store bursts into the dressing room with 4 more dresses for me to try on in her hands. Without a word, she put the dresses on the hook hanging by the door and started pulling and stretching the dress off of me. Maybe 20 seconds later, after little progress had been made, 2 more Vietnamese women entered the dressing room and start playing with the fabric, trying everything they could to get the dress off of me. Finally, the dress stretched its way over my head only after I stumbled my way, half naked, into the middle of the store, which had large windows at the entrance. Luckily, no one on the street noticed but the 3 women that worked in the store were dying with laughter. Oh goodness.
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| incense at the temple. |
After this debacle, we were on our way to visit the Buddhist temples. They were gorgeous with intricate carvings in the walls and incense burning from sticks and spiraling from the ceiling. We had worked up an appetite though and asked our cab driver to take us to “a good authentic Vietnamese restaurant that served pho” immediately after we finished there.
Sidenote: The driver we had found spoke very good English and anything we spoke that he couldn’t understand, he immediately understood when we wrote it down. So, we asked him how he came to know English so well. His answer: American music. What was American music that taught you how to speak English? We didn’t understand. Just wait, he said. He clicked the play button on the CD player in the car. A few skips of the beat and…”We were both young when I first saw you…” Taylor Swift! Uh-mazing! I died as our Vietnamese driver belted T-Swift for us.
Anyways…the place he took us for lunch was packed with locals. When you sat down at the table, the waiter immediately brought plates upon plates heaped with different little sides like bananas, fried breadsticks, and dumplings. Each thing cost no more than 2,000 dong, which would be the equivalent of about 8 cents in America. We tried everything, each had two bowls of Pho and larges beers and the total bill, for both of us together, came out to 7 dollars. It was by far the best meal I had during my time there.
After lunch, we each got a 90-minute massage for 15 dollars. My first massage ever! The next one I get will have to meet some pretty high standards AND be no more than double the price of the first one.














